UPS can’t find us, dear Lucy, dear Lucy
UPS can’t find us, dear Lucy, they can’t!
Then buy an address plaque, dear John, dear John,
Then buy an address plaque, dear John, a plaque!
But the plaques are online, dear Lucy, dear Lucy
But the plaques are online, dear Lucy, online!
Then order one, dear John, dear John
Then order one, dear John, order one!
I did, dear Lucy, dear Lucy
I did, dear Lucy, last month!
Then where is it, dear John, dear John
Then where is it, dear John, where is it?
UPS can’t find us, dear Lucy, dear Lucy
UPS can’t find us, dear Lucy, they can’t!
Sigh…






